I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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