if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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