She's JV to your varsity
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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