You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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