I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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