D3 body, D1 cock
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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