take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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