Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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