I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
where does the pee come out of this thing
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
