so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
