so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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