Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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