Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
