She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think your dad took our porno
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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