But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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