Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
This is the high leading the old right now
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
