It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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