so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Randomize
