So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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