Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's just like the Real World with babies
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
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