Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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