are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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