Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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