school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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