we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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