no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Less talking, more tequila
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
