I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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