did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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