Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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