Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We don't watch enough power rangers
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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