It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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