She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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