some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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