sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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