I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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