why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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