ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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