I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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