You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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