Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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