i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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