I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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