her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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