Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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