was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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