Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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