i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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