for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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