But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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