Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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